How to Survive in the World of Pod People

From Surfing the Apocalypse


Never stray from this script and you will be ok.

1. “How about those Redskins?”

2. “Isn’t Paris Hilton looking good now that she has learned her lesson in jail?”

3. If you hear any dissent respond with:

“If we don’t fight them over there we will have to fight them over here!”

Or:

“If you don’t like what’s happening in this country LEAVE IT”….

And if it’s just too much – check out what’s really important at TMZ.com, or see what the world is searching in real time!

Say “When.” 

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