No wonder they called him “Turd Blossom”

We love Garrison Keillor! Sit back and enjoy his take on Karl Rove – aka “Turd Blossom” from Salon.com.

Aug. 15, 2007 | What truly cheers me up through these dog days of summer is the thought that two old friends of mine are up north on a canoe trip in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area and that I am not there with them. I am here, reading the paper, and if I wanted to go to a movie, I could go, and if I wished to use a flush toilet, I could do that, too. But for the grace of God, I could be sitting on the ground, filthy, embittered, a homeless person, eating freeze-dried food and listening to the Master Woodsman tell you what a great experience you’re having and meanwhile the woods are not lovely, just dark and deep, and a cloud of mosquitoes has come out to avenge the white man’s colonizing of North America. I have been on canoe trips, I know what goes on.

Every canoe trip has a self-appointed Master Woodsman. In civilian life he may be a mild-mannered clerk in a cubicle, but out on the trail he is transformed into the song leader, pathfinder, the great helmsman, the tier of correct knots, and the authority on bears. He shows you how to do everything except the things you really need to do, such as 1) move your bowels in some dignified manner and 2) get out of here and find a hotel. Your body aches from sleeping on the ground, your bowels have turned to stone, and you are thinking about “Lord of the Flies” and what it says about the fragility of civilization, but he is relentlessly upbeat. And then it dawns on you: Your suffering is what turns him on. The man is a sadist.

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  1. illa morales

    time is up for the administration VP!!
    http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/082007R.shtml

  2. illa morales

    Impeach the whole lot!!
    http://impeachcheney.org/

  3. illa morales

    The Bush Administration’s Weapons for All
    http://www.progressive.org/mag_apb081707

  4. illa morales

    Brillant speech by John Pilger on: How the Media is the Tool of the Ruling Elite. Listen to or read the transcript
    http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=07/08/07/130258

  5. illa morales

    He smeared his opponents with the vilest of lies.
    He suppressed democracy by dumping thousands of Democratic voters off the voting rolls with the help of state officials like Florida’s Katherine Harris and Ohio’s Ken Blackwell.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/joseph-a-palermo/karl-rove_b_61323.html




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